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| Speaker | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| (The episode starts with Jessica walking into her house, just coming home from school.) | |
| Jessica | Ahh! Finally, we're home. |
| Craig | (Shoves past her through the door.) Out of the way! |
| Jessica | Ahh! |
| (Craig hurriedly sprints up the stairs to his room.) | |
| Craig | Hmm. |
| (Craig slams the door behind him.) | |
| Craig | School clothes -- deactivate! (Tosses backpack off.) [Grunts] Come on! Get off! (Tosses shirt off.) Creek clothes -- activate! |
| (Craig retrieves his shirt and hoodie and equips them.) | |
| Craig | Hoodie armor! With level 7 protection against thorns -- and brisk autumn mornings. |
| (Craig retrieves his purse and hangs it over his shoulder.) | |
| Craig | The Purse of Holding! For holding stuff like... (Pulls out pocket mirror.) This thing! I can see behind myself. Cool! |
| (Craig then opens his closet and retrieves his staff.) | |
| Craig | And, finally, the Staff of Grandad's House, forged... from the banister I got my head stuck in two summers past. |
| [Two summers ago...] | |
| Grandad | Well, no more "roly" shoes in the house. |
| (Craig's grandad saws the banister off with a handsaw and hands it to Craig.) | |
| Craig | Huh? |
| Grandad | We'll tell grandma the dog did it. [Winks.] |